The Focused Dating Center

You know what I want? To open a new business. The Focused Dating Center. Our motto is “Date without distraction.” Here are the features of this most wondrous place. (If you beat me to it, I won’t sue you. Also, if you work in an office building, maybe you can look around for some space that can moonlight as the Focused Dating Center).

 

  1. Ample parking near the front door
  2. Private cubicles, reserved in advance for maximum 90 minute time slots
  3. Staggered entry times (we will need a discreet receptionist to keep things running smoothly)
  4. A mini-bar with a variety of drinks and light snacks available for a flat fee
  5. Board games and puzzles available on request
  6. No TVs, loud music, or rowdy groups of tourists

 

 

Dating couples are welcome to return to the Focused Dating Center as many times as they’d like, if they find it helpful.

 

What features would you add?

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